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A: How is it?
B: Peanut Butter Cups, what are you doing here?
A: I just wanted to say hi to Lucy. I promise you I'm not gonna do anything wrong.
B: Lucy probably didn't wanna talk to you anyway.
A: What does that mean?
B: She doesn't want guys hitting on her while she has her breakfast.
A: I bet you 20 bucks I can get her to have breakfast with me again.
B: You're on.
A: I love it.
C: How you doing, honey?
D: Hey, Sue. Nice haircut.
C: Oh, mahalo. See you in a bit.
A: Nick and I have an arrangement. You can trust me. Don't worry. You should try this out. Put it in there. Swivelly door.
D: Are you from a country where it's okay to stick your fingers all over someone else's food?
A: No, I'm from this country. Why? Were you gonna eat that? Oh. All right, well, have a good meal. Hey. I'm sorry to bother you, but you look like a person who appreciates fine art, so I wanted your opinion on something. I drew this. lt's a picture of a father and son fishing off a fishing boat.
D: (...)
A: Oh, you don't speak English. Okay. Doesn't look Chinese.
D: I wonder what's the matter with him.
B: What a loser.
D: I'll tell you what. Why don't you come over there with me? You can have some breakfast and I'll help teach you some of the words.
A: Okay.
D: All right.
A: That sounds nice. 
D: Come on over. 
A: Okay, thank you. 
D: All right.
D: Yes.
A: I think I'm getting it. How'd you get so good at teaching?
D: I'm a teacher. I do it all the time. I'm an art teacher at the Haluki-liki Junior High.
A: Well, you Haluki-liki the kind of teacher all the kids have crushes on. I know I would if I was in your class.
D: Okay.
A: Oh, boy, do my... my fingers smell like fish. That doesn't gross you out, does it?
D: No, not at all.
A: So I had a nice time.
D: Yeah, me, too.
A: Thank you very much. Let me get it for you.
D: Thank you.
A: Sure. I'll see you around.
D: Okay. Really? That's it?
A: That's what?
D: All that flirting...and phony "I can't read" stuff, and you're not gonna ask me out or for my phone number?
A: I can't read.
D: Oh, shut up. That was one of the goofiest things I've ever seen, but I thought: "Hey, if this guy is so desperate to meet me, he might be worth talking to." But then I get stiffed.
A: No, no, no, this is what happened. I...You're right. You're right. I feel like...
D: No worries.
A: I gotta...I can read a little!
A: Sorry to bother you. I'm kind of stuck here. 
D: Car trouble?
A: Yeah. You mind giving me a jump? Okay. Appreciate your time. Not everybody would have stopped like you. You're real sweet.
D: Oh, yeah. Thank you.
A: I can't believe you fell for that.
D: Well, my grandfather died trying to jump-start a car.
A: I'm sorry. I was just joking around.
D: I can't believe you fell for that!
A: Oh, my God. That was very good. My name's Henry.
D: I'm Lucy.
A: Nice to meet you. You look like a nice...
A: Hi. Sorry for the delay. Should be a few minutes.
D: No problem. No worries.
A: Where you coming from? Breakfast?
D: Yeah.
A: How was it?
D: I had waffles. They were delicious.
A: I like making little houses out of waffles.
D: You do?
A: That's my thing.
A: Don't worry, I called the cops already. I'm all set.
E: Yeah? You all set for this, Mr. Smarty?
A: Oh, shit!
F: Yeah. Well. When you're finished playing your kidnap-victim crap on my daughter, come by the house.
A: Okay.
E: What?
A: Can I ask you guys something? What'll happen down the line? Someday she's gonna wake up, look in the mirror and notice her face has aged 10 years overnight.
E: You know something, Henry? I worry about that every damn day of my life.
A: Pardon me. Sorry to interrupt, but I noticed we were both eating alone and I thought perhaps I could sit with you, maybe build a syrup Jacuzzi for your waffle house?
D: Oh, that would be nice, but I have a boyfriend. So I'm sorry.
A: You're making up a boyfriend so you can get rid of me?
D: No, I'm not. What's his name, then? Ringo. Oh, no.
A: What's his name, then?
D: Ringo. Oh, no.
A: All right. I'm sorry.
D: No! This cop is writing me a ticket!
A: Oh, whoa, whoa. I wouldn't go out there.
D: Wait, wait, wait.
C: Go on!
A: I'm coming.
D: The tags don't expire for seven months.
F: They expired May of this year.
D: No! No, no! They expire May of next year.
A: Officer, I think there's been a misunderstanding. 
F: I don't.
D: This is ridiculous. I'm not paying for this! lt's October! Excuse me. Can I borrow this? Look, October!
C: Lucy, let's go back inside.
D: What?
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